Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Two Tragedies

Two bad things are happening lately.  I dare say they are tragedies – two tragedies.  They are:
  1. I'm saying "like" too much.  But, like, the world, like, says "like" too much, so, like, what else am I, like, supposed to do?
  2. My vocabulary stinks.
Something must be done.  Stat!