The Olympics are on. Have you noticed? And have you noticed the advertising? I sure have. Just today, in fact, I was talking to my dad Mikey. I was telling him that one of the windows in my car won't go up, so maybe it was time to get a new car.
(The last time I thought it was time to get a new car was when the gas cap lost it's attachment. Now I have to hold the gas cap when I put gas in the tank as opposed to letting the gas cap dangle. Of all the available inconveniences! There are none worse!)
"I'm thinking I need a BMW," I said. Emphasis on need.
"A BMW? Why a BMW?" said he.
"It's the Olympic Advertising. They have me convinced I need a BMW. Their ads are working!"
"Oh!" he replied. "You know who else has adds that are working?"
"No! Tell me, who?"
"Fruit of the Loom!"