Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Bootyless-ish – Tuesday Tune, vol 112

Hey, guess what?  The Booooo tttt is off!  And thanks to Jenn, who cleverly coined me Bootyless-ish, today's Tuesday Tune is Bootyless-ish from Desitin's Child.

Being as I've spent a whole month on the couch, doing pretty much nothing, you can rest assured this Rabid has plenty of "jelly" to be rid of.  Indeed, "I don't think you're ready for this jelly!"

The Doc says things look really good and has let me loose for some cross training.  After two weeks of cross training, I shall return with a cross training report.  If all things go according to plan, I shall run a mile or two in a couple of weeks after seeing him again.

The Doc said something along the lines of:

I don't think you're ready, for this running.  
I don't think you're ready, for this running.
I don't think you're ready, for this running.
Though your foot is bootyless-ish all the time now.

Go and ride a bike now, ride a bike now.
Get on an elliptical, an elliptical.
Swim, and walk, but don't hike.
In two weeks your body'll be ready for this running now.

Yay!  It's so good to be off the couch!


Jenn said...

Glad you will be back on the run soon! In the meanwhile, shall we call you the corybantic cyclist? The enthusiastic ellipticalist? Eeesh - all the more incentive to be the Rabid Runner!

rjmatheson said...

Hmmm. Having to swim and bike before you run? You're being led down the primrose path to being a triathlete.

Resistance if futile, you will be assimilated.

rjmatheson said...

IS futile... I could sound clever if I weren't so dang dumb...

whitneyingram said...

I am still hoping for the Corner Canyon hike!

Julia said...

Horray!! I bet you've never been so excited to cross train in your life.

Moe said...

In honor of the bootylessness:

Run Rabid Run...