Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Produce - Tuesday Tune, vol 110


 My favorite part of any grocery store is the produce section.  It's all so alive.  And colorful!  I love colors.  I could be gay and sport mega pride based on the colors alone.  Sometimes I go into a produce section just for kicks... don't need anything, don't even have any room in my fridge, I just want to see, and be one with, the produce.  And it if it's time to buy?  Oh my.  I salivate with glee just to think of a basket full of herbaceous herbs, cruciferous crunchies, glorious greens, radical roots, and all the many far-out fruits.

I am a partisan of produce.

The edibles in the produce section are not the only reason to visit, because the produce section also has produce people!   People who work the produce.  I'm here to tell you that produce people are the jolliest and jovial of any people around.  Think about it... have you ever met a grouchy produce person?  No!  You haven't it!  Its it because they're surrounded by all the colors?  Or is because they fondle and caress living things?  Who knows.

I'm pretty sure my love for produce comes from my dad Mikey.  A self proclaimed "Poor Farm Boy from Orem," he grows a magnificent garden.  Watching his garden grow and eating his produce has always been my favorite part of summer/fall.

The produce and the produce people need a playlist.  That's why today's Tuesday Tuesday tunes are for, and in honor of, the produce.

Green Onions Booker T. & The MG's
The King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1 Neutral Milk Hotel
The King of Carrot Flowers, Pts. 2 & 3 Neutral Milk Hotel
Higher Ground Red Hot Chili Peppers
Lemon Meringue Poe
One Bad Apple The Osmonds
Lemon Parade Tonic
Raspberry Swirl Tori Amos
Just Can’t Get Enough Black Eyed Peas
Tangerine Led Zeppelin
Pineapple Rag Scott Joplin
Milk and Mangoes Saravah Soul
Peaches & Diesel Eric Clapton
Strawberry Skies Games
Strawberry Fields Forever The Beatles
Mango Pickle Down River Feat. The Wilcannia Mob M.I.A.
Peach Prince
Orange Crush R.E.M.
Live High (From an Avocado Salad Session) Jason Mraz
(There's Not Enough Songs About) Squash Darren Hanlon
I Heard It Through The Grapevine Creedence Clearwater Revival
Cherry Pie Warrant
Meet You In Produce The Peekers
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy Tchaikovsky
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles
Broccoli Hands Hi Im Rawn
Potato Cheryl Wheeler
Orange Appled Cocteau Twins
Collard Greens & Cornbread Fantasia
Banana Puddin Southern Culture On The Skids
Kiwi Maroon 5
Cornfields Blake Wise
The Lemon Song Led Zeppelin
Apples Delhi 2 Dublin
Mango Sascha Funke
Sunbeams And Some Beans Kimya Dawson
Soul One Blind Melon
The Spinach Song Julia Lee And Her Boyfriends
Peaches & Cream Beck
Celery Stalks At Midnight Will Bradley
Lettuce Leaf Culann's Hounds
Snow Cherries From France Tori Amos
Banana's and Blow Ween
Orange The Dandy Warhols
Black Horse And The Cherry Tree KT Tunstall
Give It Away Red Hot Chili Peppers
Dusk: A Peach In The Orchard Eels
Operate Peaches
Lemon U2
Glass Onion The Beatles
Never Grow Old The Cranberries
Cherry, Cherry Neil Diamond
Orange Colored Sky Nat King Cole
Strawberry Swing Coldplay
Raspberry Beret Prince
Mushaboom Feist
Banana Republic The Boomtown Rats
Martha's Foolish Ginger Tori Amos

Notice how Tori Amos loves to write songs with produce?  And that more people write about fruits than veggies?  Why is that?   Huh.


whitneyingram said...

Someday, can I take you on a field trip to the Harmon's in Draper? Their produce section is a work of art.

rabidrunner said...

Yes, someday, let's go to the Harmons in Daper. Someday soon. Perhaps we can do this in lieu of the Corner Canyon hike -- since SOMEONE is stuck in a dang boot for, like, ever.

Mr. and Mrs. Wright said...

AMBER! I literally giggled like a child as I read your blog! I am a retard and didn't realize this was yours! So fun! :)