This being injured thing is so much fun! So! Fun! Just yesterday I was thinking that this injured situation is not unlike having a best friend in a coma. Dang, I miss her. When will she wake up?
Will she wake up...?
When I start down that "will she wake up?" path – which usually follows four or more people saying stuff like, "...you never recover fully from that one do you..." – I think about Yahoo #1, and how he used to say that people in comas are "comatoast."
My running friend is comatoast.
(And my kids are super funny!)