Amazon is my BFF. Oh how Amazon is my BFF. I'm going to contact the copyright people in charge of that Twelve Days of Christmas tune, and ask that "Partridge in a Peartree" be changed to "Amazon on the Internet." That way, the beloved phrase "Amazon on the Internet" can be repeated twelve (or is it thirteen?) delicious times.
Partridge in a Peartree? So not useful. Amazon? Useful. And Amazon Prime? Eee gads.
This was Christmas 2009. Lookie how Amazon even does the wrapping.
Isn't that beautiful? Brings tears of joy just looking at it.
Here's a closeup of their fabulous wrap jobs.
Also note that I have blurred the addresses so you freaks cannot figure out where I live.
How on earth did we handle Christmas without Amazon? Tune in next time when I tell you about how UPS is my other BFF (HELLO BROWN! You can do LOTS for me!) Without UPS, Amazon is just as useful as a Partridge in a Peartree.