Do you know what I just discovered? That you can purchase cheese already shredded. As in, no need to get the grater out of the cupboard in the which you forgot which cupboard it's in, then dig the cheese out of the fridge, then cut off a chunk of cheese, then run the cheese down the shredder and remove a piece of skin while you're at it, then run all over the house looking for a band-aid with red grody blood splashing to and fro, then wash the cheese grater, then make sure the cheese is free of any bio-hazard, then put the cheese back in the baggy (to prevent mold), and finally put the cheese back in the fridge.
Do you have any idea what kind of time-saving, life-promoting concept this is for me? As in, get the bag of cheese out of the fridge, then sprinkle the cheese on the Yahoo's eggs, then put the cheese back in the fridge. Easy peasy.
What's next? Bread that's already made? You don't say...
Rip Her To Shreds - Blondie
Seas of Cheese - Primus