Actually, it's the Running Warehouse, but whorehouse is more fun to say. I have an unhealthy relationship with that word "whore." Not unhealthy in a got-herpes-and-gone-to-Korea kind of unhealthy, but more of a wow-that-word-sure-is-fun-to-say-and-holler-at-people-especially-Spouse kind of unhealthy.
Go ahead, say it: Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Doesn't that just feel awesome? Say it again! Whore!
I'll tell you what provides more fun 'n frolic than saying the word "whore," it's getting a package from the Running Store Fer Whores, also known as, the Running Warehouse. Opening a package from the Whorehouse always makes the eyeballs roll back, toes curl, and gleek glands glisten. See for yourself:
Notice the Brooks Ghost. Those babes were $40 off! Forty bucks is a lot of bucks.
Now didn't that just make your eyeballs roll back, toes curl, and gleek glands glisten? I know, right?! Want more toe-curling action? Let's tell you about a secret. The Running Whorehouse doesn't charge sales tax* and provides free two-day shipping** to any and all. Plus, there's more. If you go to www.runningwarehouse.com, click on "Team Discounts" at the top, then enter "CP20", you'll get 15% off everything. Fifteen big percentages off everything! (Well, everything that isn't Mizuno or Asics.)
Look at me share the love for my favorite red-light-district-cat-house.
*Make sure you claim that unpaid sales tax on your state tax return. Cause, you know, it's the law and whatnot to declare purchases made out of state and pay state taxes on those purchases. This is called the Use Tax. Mr. Lifein360, I can't help you for I know nothing of Canadian tax laws.
**Free shipping evidently applies to those in the contiguous United States, as my friends in Canada have so properly pointed out.
As if the Whorehouse delivery isn't enough, I'm in a current state of Luluphoria. Luluphoria is what happens when you've got yourself an in-transit package from Lululemon. Luluphoria not only produces the eyeball roll, toe curl, gleak gland flurry, but the tongue tends to hang out the mouth and to one side. Limply.