Hey remember, like, a few months ago, I started a series of posts called Rabid Cooking? I posted one measly recipe for The Hot Dog Man and called it a series. Lame, right? Right! Well folks, today I plan to make an honest woman out of those supposed "series of posts" by adding another.
It's a cookie! No... it's a pancake! No, wait... it's a pankie! Pankies!
Step 1: Preheat pan or griddle to medium-ish. (Griddle? That word griddle is a funny word.)
Step 2: Acquire Coach's Multigrain Pancake Mix
Step 3: Beat eggs in water according to directions on package
Step 3.5: Oh yeah! You were making bread. The bread dough is done kneading, so shape dough into loaves and place in pans. You do this because you're a mom and part of being a mom is doing eight things at once. You don't have the luxury of just making pankies by themselves. Or bread loaves by themselves. You must do both at the same time. While you're at it, make a few phone calls and review the processes for claiming farm income on a tax return using Schedule F.
Step 4: Add egg/water concoction to dry pancake mix. Mix and let sit 5 minutes.
Step 5: Spoon cookie-sized drops of batter on pan
Step 6: Sprinkle chocolate chips on pankies
Step 7: Cook until bubbly, then flip.
Step 7.5: Bread is done raising. Put in oven.
Step 8: Cook Pankies until finished. Remove from pan and assemble on plates.
Step 9: Feed to young. Make sure you serve the Pankies on your signature Andy Warhol Marilyns. Also note stylish bedhead of Yahoos.
Step 9.5: Bread is done. Remove from oven.
Step 10: Throw dishes in the sink and leave 'em there 'til it's time for the Yahoos to practice the piano. Then you can do dishes and help them practice all while dusting and vacuuming.