Monday, July 19, 2010

Rabid Cooking: Pankies

Hey remember, like, a few months ago, I started a series of posts called Rabid Cooking?  I posted one measly recipe for The Hot Dog Man and called it a series.  Lame, right?  Right!  Well folks, today I plan to make an honest woman out of those supposed "series of posts" by adding another.


Pankies
It's a cookie!  No... it's a pancake!  No, wait... it's a pankie! Pankies!

Step 1: Preheat pan or griddle to medium-ish.  (Griddle?  That word griddle is a funny word.) 

Step 2: Acquire Coach's Multigrain Pancake Mix

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Step 3: Beat eggs in water according to directions on package

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Step 3.5: Oh yeah! You were making bread.  The bread dough is done kneading, so shape dough into loaves and place in pans. You do this because you're a mom and part of being a mom is doing eight things at once. You don't have the luxury of just making pankies by themselves. Or bread loaves by themselves. You must do both at the same time. While you're at it, make a few phone calls and review the processes for claiming farm income on a tax return using Schedule F.

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Step 4: Add egg/water concoction to dry pancake mix. Mix and let sit 5 minutes.

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Step 5: Spoon cookie-sized drops of batter on pan

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Step 6: Sprinkle chocolate chips on pankies

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Step 7: Cook until bubbly, then flip.

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Step 7.5: Bread is done raising. Put in oven.

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Step 8: Cook Pankies until finished. Remove from pan and assemble on plates.

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Step 9: Feed to young. Make sure you serve the Pankies on your signature Andy Warhol Marilyns.  Also note stylish bedhead of Yahoos.

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Step 9.5: Bread is done. Remove from oven.

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Step 10: Throw dishes in the sink and leave 'em there 'til it's time for the Yahoos to practice the piano. Then you can do dishes and help them practice all while dusting and vacuuming.

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7 comments:

Ski Bike Junkie said...

Do you coach Yahoo #2 to make that look in pictures? Cuz he always has that "oh crap, I'm busted" look. Or is it always there?

lifein360 said...

AHHH, hot coffee out the nose!!! "Schedule F" caught me off guard. I can feel a zit coming on just reading that post.

Jessica said...

I may have to switch steps one and two, seeing as I don't have me some Coach's Multigrain Pancake Mix and if I set my pan to medium and run to the store I might start my apartment (building?) on fire. That being said, anything with chocolate chips is good food in my book.

rabidrunner said...

SBJ - He's the mischievous one. He's alway up to something. We even suspected as much on the day of his birth. The glasses magnify that "uh-oh am I caught" look that's he's always looking.

Lifein360 - You want help filing your Schedule F? I can facility your F Schedules.

Jessica - Any will work. Just make sure there's fiber. Lots and lots of fiber. Then you can have as much chocolate as you want or need!

Makell said...

Thanks for the new nickname for my kiddos breakfast - we love pankies around here!
I think you need to add in the step 11, which is: Leave freshly opened bag of chocolate chips out where you can finish them off for a midmorning snack. Totally healthy. Totally delicious.

Winder said...

Where did you acquire the "Coaches"?

megan said...

I'm exhausted just from reading this post...and I don't want to move from my chair and face my house!!