Hey, so, did you know I'm running the New York Marathon? Cool, right? You betcha it's cool. And get this: I'm also on the Official Super-Bad-n-Bitchin Team ING! (ING is the official sponsor and so they have an official Super-Bad-n-Bitchin Team. It's too bad I'm on the official team because I know someone instead of because I'm Super-Bad-n-Bithin myself.)
It's all so very bitchin. And you know what else is bitchin? The word bitchin. It just is. But then I have a thing for words -- extra especially words that are kinda crude. Not way crude, mind you, but kinda crude.
Anyway, the reason I'm telling you about the New York (again) is because Fatty at www.fatcyclist.com has 10 spots for runners at the New York. Do you want to run the New York? But didn't qualify or make the lottery? Fatty can help you if you help him. I believe you can get a spot if you raise some money for cancer. Want more info? Well then go get more info!
Then we can run the New York together and be Super-Bad-n-Bitchin.
p.s. Speaking of Super-Bad-n-Bitchin, I've done some running with Fatty's wife, who he adoringly refers to as "The Runner." Sometimes I feel the need to tell Fatty that she needs more than just "The Runner." My only suggestions are FatRunner or Fatty's Runner but something tells me that either of those suggestions won't be welcomed too warmly. Oh and The Runner told me way back a while ago that she and Fatty were doing the New York. AND! I kept it a secret. I'm good with secrets like that. If I like you, that is... buwah hah hah hah!