First on our list of Rabid Cookering, is the Hot Dog Man. When the Sister and I were little, we'd spend weekends and whatnot with our Daddy. We'd ice skate and ski, fly kites, build forts, hike, run rivers, watch sports and chase birds. It was great fun. For a while, our Mom went vegetarian on us. We didn't have much meat at home. In addition to all of that weekend warrioring, The Dad would lure us over with bits of meat. Lots of it. After a while, weekends with Daddy became synonymous with meat.
One of My Dad's signature meat recipes was The Hot Dog Man.
Step 1: With paring knife, add slits to hot dog like so:
Step 2: Microwave hot dog for 30-40 seconds.
Hot dog man should show four distinct limbs:
Step 3: Add ketchup eyes and mustard buttons:
Step 4: Feed to young
(or old, no age restrictions on this here recipe):