Today's Tuesday Tunes are a direct result of Lars calling my tax opinion, a Taximony. Taximony is a play on the term "Testimony" where a Testimony is used to reveal a set beliefs and sometimes more unnecessary information that doesn't relate. But only sometimes. I have reviewed the cerebral spewage of this nerdspace and realize that it's all a Mony. Therefore Today's Tune is:
Mony Mony - Billy Idol
You all know I cannot stop there. I must list some of my Monies (pronounced moan eaze) and assign a Billy Idol tune to each of these Monies. I do this because a) I obviously have some time to waste or am choosing not to do dishes and b) it's totally freakin' entertaining.
First, we'll start with the Taximony by reminding you about the Making Work Pay and Taxation 101 posts. The Taximony gets Rebel Yell.
Second, we reach for Findimony and present a post about People Who "Find" Themselves. The Findamony gets Tomorrow People.
Third, a view called Pornogimony where we uncover a scandal that involved something that starts with "P" and ends in "ography." Pornogrimony gets Flesh For Fantasy.
Then we'll turn to the Princessimony wherein I divulge my distaste for princesses and their fairy tales. The Princessimony gets Sweet Sixteen.
And now it's the Vinylimony and I get on my high horse about vinyl lettering. The Vinylimony gets English Dream.
Are you tired of this yet? Don't go away. I've saved the best for the last half. We'll turn to the Textimony and remember the negative impact of texting on the English language. My Textimony gets Eyes Without A Face.
In the news a while back, we developed a Polygimony over a particular compound in Texas. The Polygimony gets Body Snatcher. (This is my favorite Idol tune, by the way.)
Remember the Consumer Cleanse? The Consumer Cleanse helped me gain a Cleansimony. The Cleansimony gets Trouble With Sweet Stuff.
The winter of last year brought the Driveamony wherein we had a driving tip or two. The Driveamony gets Daytime Drama.
Then there's the Markimony where we learn the Utah press cannot reivew the Mark accurately. The Markimony gets Dancing With Myself.
We rescued a Hound from the Pound and developed a Houndimony. The Houndimony gets Don't Need A Gun.
This is taking forever! Time to condense.
The Friendimony had many episodes: One, Two and Three and gets License to Thrill.
The Momimony gets Cradle of Love.
The Crackimony gets Summer Running.
The Deplete-imony gets Dead On Arival.
The Trustimony gets Catch My Fall.
The Moneymony gets Wasteland.
The Thankimony gets The Right Way (to live and be happy!)
The Navigatimony gets Blue Highway.
The Matrimony gets White Wedding
Finally, after many hours of not washing dishes and entertaining myself, we bear our Hoodimony. The Hoodimony gets Hot In The City.
Now that I've given you all my Monies, it's time for you to bear your Rabidimony. Go on. Don't be shy.