It has happened. The end has come. I have failed.
The Consumer Cleanse is over.
As I type this confession, I have many questions. Questions like, How did this happen? What catalyst ended it all? Was the purchase worth the death of all those "I didn't buy myself anything fer a year" bragging rights? And finally, Why the hell did I do it in the first place?
So many questions.
And because I like you all so much, I'm going to end now and leave you hanging....