... Can be found in Spiderman 3.
1. Never trust your best friend with your girlfriend.
2. A man has to be understanding... and put his wife before himself.
3. Forgive your enemies and they will turn to sand and float away.
4. Toby McGuire is a bad spiderman.
5. "What ever comes our way, what ever battle we have raging inside us, we always have a choice. It's the choices that makes us who we are and we can always choose to do what's right."
(Which makes me question, who should replace Toby as Spiderman... Collin Firth? Pierce Brosnin? Michael Bolton?)