May 17, 2009
Sometimes Spouse deserves his own sentence - complete with it's own paragraph and period. Because he's great? No. Because he's my soul mate, love of my life, my schnookums? Nope.
Spouse deserves his own own one-word sentence because he is annoying and clever all at the same time. Do you see the similarity? A one word sentence is annoying and clever all at the same time too!
Which brings us to the multiple choice:
A) Spouse is Cleverly Annoying (annoying all the time but caked with clever).
B) Spouse is Annoyingly Clever (clever all the time but frosted with annoying).
C) Spouse is only Annoying.
D) Spouse is only Clever.
E) We should get a dog.