February 9, 2009
When Yahoo #1 was just shy of two, he decided his unit, or thing down there, or if I must... penis needed a new name. He chose and still chooses to call it his "stem". Yahoo #2 has followed suit.
At our house it's still the "stem". This is great because that whole birds-and-the-bees conversation will be a breeze:
Son, you put the stem in the flower and KAPOW! Fireworks.