Sunday, February 15, 2009

Listen Pal - I Have Feelings!

February 15, 2009

WARNING - there's some language in this one. It's not my language. It's some joker I've never met. I have censored where possible but it's just like an episode of Cops. Consider yourself warn-ned.

This is what I get to put up with:

"um it shouldn't matter, so in order to get my returns i got to wait for all of my returns to come in? F*** OFF PEOPLE NEED THEIR MONEY I WASN'T GOING ABOUT WHAT I NEED MY MONEY NOW! And I can't change my return it was already accepted and money put in my bank, I need to send ANOTHER TOTALLY DIFFERANT SET OF W-2's IN IT SHOULDN'T MATTER WHEN THE F*** THEY ARE SENT ASLONG AS BOTH ARE BEFORE THE DEADLINE! YOU ALL NEED TO BE F***ING SHOT YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF MONEY SCAMMING BITCHES!"

... And then I got more. Because obviously IT wasn't finished (It's an IT because only people without balls yell at nice Mormon girls answering tax questions on the Sabbath).

"After I finished my forms on the other site it wouldn't let me add another w-2! F*** ALL OF YOU! You only care about getting your f***ing money the IRS could give to sh*** if they owe you and they won't go to jail if they take forever to get their money back to you but you owe them money and they'll toss your ass in prison!"

... Note that as of today, said joker hasn't paid us a dime. Here's my response:

"I apologize for the inconvenience this has caused you. Unfortunately, we are bound by the rules made by congress and the IRS. I would give you a refund, but you didn't pay us anything. Once again, I apologize and best of luck to you."

Stay tuned. IT might not be done.


The MacMizzles said...

Classy! What a great way to start your day. I have so many stories when I waited tables it's ridiculous. I can't wait to hear more. :) Oh do keep me posted.

Winder said...

I think "IT" skipped some 2nd grade grammar lessons. No wonder there are trouble getting returns.

Buddy the Elf said...

Sounds like someone could use some cheering up. Remember, the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!