No Alibi

October 23, 2008

I've had some experience with infidelity.

Fresh out of high school, my boyfriend got my best friend... uh-hum... pregnant.

The Ex-spouse, Jimmy (notice that Ex receives the capitalization and spouse does not. It's all about the capitalization, you know). Anyway, the Ex-spouse Jimmy, developed a romance with a coworker. He moved out of my house and into her's.

That being said, there's some bruising history with this particular topic and I must get something off my chest:

I claim no responsibility as your moral authority and/or babysitter. I also refuse to be any sort of alibi for extra-marital flirtation - no matter how "innocent" you claim it to be.

Now doesn't that just brighten your day!? Did mine!