Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Vermonty Python Episode #2 - The Wedding

September 17, 2008


" We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot."


The Holy Grail











"Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.”

The Flying Circus



"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one... stayed up! "





The Holy Grail














-"He must be a king"

-"How do you know?"

-"He hasn't got sh*t all over him!"

The Holy Grail





"Your mother was a hamster and
your father smelt of elderberries!"


The Holy Grail






" Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. "



The Holy Grail








"My Precious!"

Oops! Wrong movies.








"Cardinal! Poke her with the soft pillows!"

The Flying Circus












"Get thee to a nunnery!"


The Holy Grail






"Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… "

Flying Circus



"We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- "



The Holy Grail











"I gave him my baby to kiss and he BIT it!"


The Holy Grail








“My philosophy, like color television,

is all there in black and white”



The Flying Circus








"It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. "


The Holy Grail





"So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! "


The Holy Grail





Rain on your wedding day? That's nothing...


"I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl

2 comments:

Winder said...

Polka-Roo! Polka-Roo! You two look like you stepped out of an episode of the "Polka Dot Door". If you didn't watch that PBS show from the early 80's then my comment is stupid. The next time we are together I will sing you the theme song.

Lauren and JC said...

Great photos Amber, thanks for sharing. Your shoes were awesome!