September 2, 2008
You have been a great friend. You have housed the Rear of Spouse for the better of four months and we'll be forever thankful. We're especially thankful for facilitating the transportation of twice weekly blood tests, doctor visits, physical therapy, and over 50 (well maybe not quite) trips to the swimming pool. We are grateful for the neighborhood strolls, Yahoo pushes, Temple sessions (complete with old guy escort), the extra chair in the living room (whilest Spouse was couchin' it), and the ramp races. We should also thank you graciously for taking Spouse to the desert to shoot things. He really likes that.
We realize you're slow and that Spouse might have broken you with abuse (with all of that trying to be fast, wheelies and dust) but that's what you're for and you can't breathe and you don't have any nerve endings. Plus you were new when we got you.
With our deepest joy, Mr. Wheelchair, we must inform that your services are no longer needed. It is time now for you to continue another abusive journey with a new family.
RabidRunner, Spouse & Yahoos