I realize that Michael Phelips (as Yahoo #1 pronounces it) is the new Lance Armstrong, but can we move on? How many times do we need to see that extra half stroke? Or the relatives spazzing out in the audience? Or how he has kicked the pants off of Mark Spritz (rabidrunner pronounciation)?
There are plenty of other Olympic stories you know. Like how the rabidrunner was shot in the toosh by her brother and used it as ammunition to compete in the Women's 10 Meter BB-Gun.