Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Juicy Pants

I’m not seeing the “Couture” in these Juicy pants. High fashion? Doubtful. Look at me where I’m sure my dad doesn’t want you looking? Oh yeah.



I need some that say "Dry and Leathery."

9 comments:

Vera said...

I think you are on to something! Let's make these realistic and say what they should. Mine would say "12 Mice wrestling under a pair of sweat pants"...What's sad is I would have enough room to print that on my ass!

The petulant ninny said...

So....

that's not you?

Winder said...

You know I could wear those, but only after my good old IBS kicks in. I might have a brown background behind the word "Juicy"!

XANA-DIVA-DELUX said...

I just thought for fun I would give everyone some synonyms of the actual word JUICY: dank, dewy, dripping, humid, liquid, luscious, lush, mellow, oily, oozy, pulpy, sappy, saturated, sauced, slippery, slushy, soaked, sodden, succulent, syrupy, viscid, watery, wet.

I think the real designer name we're looking for is: TACKY

Mandee said...

You are so funny- so, so funny.

rabidrunner said...

Tacky - let's have some cinna-nyms for this one!

broken-down, cheap, crude, dilapidated, dingy, dowdy, down-at-heel, faded, frumpy*, gaudy, inelegant, mangy*, messy, nasty, out-of-date, outmoded, poky, ratty, run-down, seedy, shabby, shoddy, sleazy, sloppy, slovenly, stodgy, threadbare, unbecoming, unkempt, unstylish, unsuitable, untidy, vulgar

My favorites? Vulgar but then that's a word that describes me, so I don't know if that would be best designer name to use. But down-at-heel? How about some pants that say THAT?!

It's also fun to say slovenly. Say it. It's fun. S-L-O-V-E-N-L-Y.

Vera said...

I "slovenly" have an urge to make "an untidy and careless" juicy in my sweats.....but that would be (cinnanyms time) rather loose and disorderly of me!

rabidrunner said...

I forgot to mention that what and where you write on your pants is merely a matter of font size. Anything is possible.

Vera said...

The problem with me is that my age, BMI (body mass index) and font size are all the same---46----what a bummer for me, no pun intended!