Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Don’t Use Drugs… Take a Hot Shower!

I used to be married to this one guy… we’ll call him “Jimmy” (actually we do call him Jimmy because it’s a name that can roll off an angered tongue without sounding angry). So this Jimmy guy had a Prescription Pill Popping Problem or PPPP. He was also a guy who valued discipline (go figure) and self-denial (what a Paradox for that PPPP!) and expected those around him to do the same.

Jimmy would ride my case about the many indulges I partook of on a daily bases. Things like bread, steak, gum, mashed potatoes, pillows, toilet paper, etc. The kicker to his tyrannical attainment was the wicked and baneful Hot Shower. Yes - a hot shower was off limits. There was many an argument over the temperature setting on the water heater.

I was taking a shower the other day (A Hot One – mind you – I’ve had a Hot One every day now for 10 years)… anyway, taking a shower and the solution to the War on Drugs was revealed to me through droplets of hot water and steam. If poor Jimmy would have taken a Hot Shower every morning he wouldn’t need 25 percocet to make it through the day.

I’m working on T-shirts.

  • Take Showers Not Drugs
  • Keep drugs at bay… take a hot one today.
  • D.A.R.E to do 121 not heroin.
  • Spend your drug money on your water bill.
  • Lather up a clean blood stream.

    Others?

8 comments:

Becca said...

Just say NO--use H2O

Find your power in the shower

Biker Babe said...

Toilet paper AND a hot shower!?! I am quite certain that no one is quite as spoiled as you rabid.

Here's one just for you:

Fight for the Right (on the front)
To Take Hot Showers (on the back)

Or others...
Make hot showers your drug of choice

Don't get high, get hot

Clean: That's Hot
(of course we'd have to ask Paris if we can use her phrase...we don't want to get sued)

The McMillans said...

Shower's help you cope... not the DOPE!

Not to fear... shower's help you pee clear!

A shower a day keeps Mary-J away!

Wow!!! my whole life has been put into balance, no wonder I drink a pot of coffee a day. I've been way too disciplined!!!

Becca said...

I was struck with inspiration this morning:

USE SOAP--NOT DOPE

Becca said...
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rabidrunner said...

Good heavens. You guys are funny.

heidiho said...

Crack: clean it, don't smoke it

rabidrunner said...

And the winnners are (you didn't know this was a contest did you):

1) Crack: Clean it don't smoke it.

2) Not to fear - Showers help you pee clear.

3) Use soap - not dope.

Honorable Mention: Don't get high, get hot.