Due to the never-ending-can-you-get-on-with-it Academy Awards, I had a bit of time to contemplate many things (items of importance like I wonder how many shades of orange you can get from a mango and a little ketchup and maybe some marshmellow creme and a splash of lemon zest).
One of those wonderances (not a word I know) was How Big Is Al Gore's House? I'm going to go out on a limb here and make some assumptions. I am going to ASS-U-ME that his house is somewhere around 7623 square feet LARGER than is necessary (that would leave him with roughly 8210 to entertain and live). If any of you would care to do a little research to find the exact square footage of Mr Gore's house (and I'm speaking of his primary residence - not his other homes), I'm sure I could find room for you on the Board of Directors of my empire.
My house has exactly 1 toilet per 1166.66 square feet. I'm going to dig up the ol' standard deviation and conclude that the Gore residence has 13.57 toilets (this number being the mean - with a standard deviation of 2, the number could be anywhere from 11.57 to 15.57) . Think of all of the extra gasses floating around in that monster!
I've yet to form an opinion on the whole global warming thing, I'm still gathering data. The first and foremost answer on my data gathering quest is who made Al Gore a scientist?