Monday, November 06, 2006

10 Things To Do in Lowell, MA

November 6, 2006

1) Fake your own gay wedding.
2) Visit the cemetery (might find a witch or two)
3) Make your own "Mit for President signs" and march around your hotel
4) See how much tea you can drink in a two hour period then
5) See how long you can go without taking a leak
6) Compose poetry complete with fog-and-flowers metaphors
7) Pahrk yahr cahr in the Hahrvahrd Gahrahdge
8) Hunt for good-ole Will
9) Knit yourself a blackberry cozy
10) Get a pedicure. Them pigs of your'n is atrocious.

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